Letterman

On-air, Dave admitted a gaffe:
“On occasion, I’ve slept with my staff.”
Confused by his tone,
The audience groaned
Then simply continued to laugh.

“I’m serious!” Letterman claimed
“And frankly, I’m awfully ashamed.
A greedy civilian
Demanded 2 million
Or else he said I’d be defamed!”

The DA, incensed by that portion,
Urged Dave to help stop the distortion.
And so, in a hurry
Dave told the grand jury
Who charged the big creep with extortion.